but its important
IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND
I couldn’t help it. Phrases make the best song titles.
(Also 100% shipping Tulip with Cactus. I don’t even know why, I must.)
Young Dad Wins Back Custody of Child Adopted Without Consent
26-year-old Jeremiah Sampson waged a three-year court battle that forced him to drop out of college to pay for legal expenses in gaining custody of his child.
Sampson drove five hours to Rolla, Mo., once or twice a week for more than six months to challenge the adoption in court. The adoptive parents threw a towel over the baby’s head in court, refusing to let him look at his birth father.
Born and raised in Coweta, Oklahoma, Sampson had four older brothers, three sisters and a mother who worked two jobs to support them all. He didn’t meet his father until he was 13 and hasn’t seen him much since.
“I would never do that to my own flesh and blood,” Sampson said. “I would never walk away from my own child.”
Sampson is now suing the adoption agency for violating his parental rights by going ahead with the placement even after he objected.
Source: Tulsa World
THIS IS MONUMENTAL IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING OF THE ADOPTION INDUSTRY’S ALL OUT GLOBAL ASSAULT ON BLACK FAMILY PRESERVATION OMG LOOK AT THIS GLORIOUS DUO LOOK AT THIS GLORIOUS RULING I CANNOT CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT /capslock!orphan X
Natasha still tries to set Steve up with dates. Steve doesn’t exactly want to say “I’m not interested in dating because I’m in love with your boyfriend,” so he makes up increasingly flimsy excuses and quietly pines.
Eventually Natasha figures out what’s going on. She finds Steve and says “Hey Rogers, I found some people I know you’ll like.” Steve sighs and starts preparing another excuse. Natasha smirks and continues, “One has shitty eyeliner and a metal arm. The other has flawless makeup and red hair. They both have shady pasts, but I’m sure you can handle it. Plus, they’re amazing in bed which more than makes up for it, I think.”
Steve says, “Shut up, Natasha,” and kisses her (and then immediately apologizes because they haven’t consulted Bucky yet).
After they’ve consulted him, he snorts and says, “‘Shared life experiences,’ huh? Stevie, you are not subtle.” And, “What’s this I hear about not being kissed since 1945?” “Jerk,” “Punk.”
They then troll the Avengers by not telling them what’s going on, but letting them be seen kissing Steve while the other person isn’t in the room, so that everyone thinks they’re both cheating on each other with Steve. Tony is shocked that Steve went along with this because he thought that Steve is a boy-scout. It was Steve’s idea.
Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT:
Buying this if/when I or someone I know gets pregnant.
so i was scrollin along on the internet, minding my own business when
okay wtf they can’t be serious
it only took 5 minutes on that site before purple stopped looking like a word