8-bit version of why’d you only call me when you’re high?
gifts jim has gotten bones over the course of a five year mission
- 100 pack of custom order adhesive nametags that read ‘I’M A DOCTOR, NOT A ______’
- filled in every blank the next year with exciting professions such as ‘motivational speaker’ ‘early morning cuddler’ ‘guy who runs through scary forest in ceremonial robes while chased by angry natives’ ‘friendly person’
- coffee mug which reads ‘my other drink is a mint julep’
- coffee mug which reads ‘doctor magic hands’
- coffee mug which reads ‘there’s probably alcohol in this not coffee is that starfleet regulation?’
- enough damn coffee mugs jim!
- t-shirt which reads ‘i’m with green-blooded hobgoblin —->’
- coffee mug with picture of gorn baby and #1 DAD
- jim my entire damn med bay is full of your goddamn coffee mugs
- fuzzy hat with vulcan ears sewn on the sides to keep human ears warm while on cold away missions
- the gift of friendship
- the gift of an ulcer more like